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In my mind, I'm a bad-ass bounty-hunter. In reality, I'm a lucky-ass bounty-hunter from Trenton working for my ferret-cousin Vinnie. My cars have a life expectancy measured in days. The Trenton cops have a pool going for how long it will take for me to find the next dead person. My mentor is a sexy-hot cuban named Ranger, but I'm pretty sure he's Batman. I'm in an on-again off-again (currently off) relationship with a Trenton cop named Morelli, voted best ass in the state. I have a hamster named Rex, and he's the best housemate a girl could have.

I live an umbilical-cord length away from my parents and my Grandma Mazur. I love pizza and beer and not finding homicidal maniacs outside my window or inside my closet. No matter what locks I put on my doors, nothing seems to be able to hold out the circus of people that parade through my life.

But I swear, I almost never shoot anyone, and burning up that funeral home wasn't my fault!



physical appearance
I come from hardy Hungarian-Italian stock. My hair is curly and brown, and usually messy and stuffed under a baseball cap. By routinely starving myself I keep my weight around 130 and usually the top button of my jeans closed.

Things she says in italics are what she's thinking. No one [should be able] to hear them.

Stephanie Plum is from the mystery novels by Janet Evanovich. (One For the Money, Two For the Dough, etc) This character is just for milliway's use and is in no way owned by me, nor am I making any money from it. Played by jynxjynx.

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